alltheprettyones:

3 ways to win a ladies heart

1. Make her food
2. Make her cum
3. Let her nap

#3 is important.

(Source: xhardcorebearx, via laninjapanama)

neptunain:

we need more mentally ill or disabled protagonists in movies that have plots that have nothing to do with the protagonist’s illness or disability

(via lexi-love-child)

problackgirl:

being friendly with a boy you aren’t romantically/physically attracted to and him developing feelings for you isn’t your fault, nor does it mean you were “leading him on”. you are under no obligation to date him.

(via problackgirl)

me at friends house

  • friend: so... what do u wanna do
  • me: idk its ur house
  • friend: idk ur the guest
  • me: idk its ur house