"animated tv shows for adults can’t really be funny unless they’re offensive, it’s called satire!"

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Why one eyebrow always comin out Gucci and the other eyebrow comin out Walmart

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Yes to darkskin girls in bright vibrant colors ✨🌺

(Source: naturee-feels, via thatfashionbloggur)


im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt

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the main thing i look forward to in life is raising dogs w/ someone i love

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  • mom: can you do me a favor?
  • me: will you pay me?
  • mom: why do i have to pay you to do me a favor?
  • me: Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is Alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange.